We've got a real problem on our hands. Too many decisions. Decisions about what to eat for breakfast, which socks to wear, and whether or not to get up from the couch. It's all too much for our poor, decision-weary brains to handle!
We present to you: The Atomic Bag, a decision-supporting, snack-dispensing, sanity-saving marvel. Fill it with your favorite snacks, and let its atomic powers guide you towards the perfect decision: 'I'm going to eat this, but not that.'
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And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Induce yourself into a state of trance, where the only decision you have to make is 'left or right'! Our Hypnotic Vibrations system utilizes advanced, patented, totally-not-made-up technology to create a soothing ambiance of choice-lessness.
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Or, if all else fails:
Our %20Moderate Woozy system is designed to help you make decisions by removing all choices altogether. It's a decision-supporting system for the indecisive.
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